Sunday, March 6, 2016

Platinum Championship Wrestling--3/5/16--Porterdale, GA

Quasi Mandisco addressed the crowd to kick things off.  "It feels a lot better to hear a Quasi chant than "Quasi, shut up. You suck." March 17th will be the 5 year anniversary show, and I've been here for almost every show whether you've loved me or hated me." The crowd joined Mandisco in a "We are Porterdale chant" leaving everyone hyped for the big St. Patrick's weekend anniversary show on March 17th.

The kickoff match featured Chris "The Hype" Henry and Jaden "The Partystarter" Newman who introduced a new member of their group, "The Party Princess" Kayla Lynn. They had great energy and really engaged the crowd.  They took on Stunt Marshall and CJ Awesome, The Much Hate Militia. The crowd was behind Newman and Henry from the start. Party time chants echoed through the building.  The crowd chanted "Lose some weight." at CJ Awesome who delivered some solid power moves.  Newman was isolated for a while, and he was dominated by Marshall and Awesome.  Marshall missed a splash, and Henry got the tag. All four men were in the ring. Awesome was thrown out and Newman dived onto him. Marshall hit Henry with a belly to back powerbomb. While Newman and Awesome fought outside, Henry secured the pin on Marshall and earned Henry and Newman a point in the Tag Team Season.

Geter faced Bill the Butcher(w/The Carpenter). Geter brutally attacked Butcher right away, throwing him into the wall right next to me.  Once they returned to the ring, Geter threw Butcher out again. The Carpenter distracted Geter allowing Butcher to regain control of the brawl.  They exchanged blows. Geter chopped Butcher's chest. Butcher pulled the referee in between them so Geter couldn't strike again.  Geter threw Butcher out again. Butcher speared Geter onto the floor on the outside ring apron. Carpenter handed Butcher his patented baseball bat, and Carpenter distracted the referee. While the referee's attention was diverted, Geter grabbed Butcher's signature chain. Butcher hit Geter with the bat, but Geter also struck him with the chain. Both men were down, and as the referee counted, Geter managed to get back into the ring before the ten, and he retained his championship by countout.

Warhorse Cheap Heat faced newcomer Uncle Money. Warhorse Cheap Heat took a microphone and called audience members fat and ugly. Our resident "Hatpin Mary", Miss Lucy, tried to challenge him. Uncle Money beat Warhorse Cheap Heat quickly with a scoop slam.

Stephen Platinum came out dancing to the song "Simply Irresistible". "Do you hear that? That is the sound of change, my friend. My name is Stephen Platinum, and I represent The Cornerstone." Fans yelled at him. One particularly vocal fan was told to "Sit your ass down." He continued trying to woo Uncle Money to the dark side, "You're a good looking man. You've got talent. We have an offer for you."

Haikken interrupted Platinum's business by coming out wearing a suit and dancing. The Danger City Demons accompanied him dressed up like goth chic video vamps in black dresses and Elvira hair. They double teamed Stephen Platinum, and Haikken hit a finisher. Quasi Mandisco declared "You've been knocked the hell out. It doesn't matter what you do. The crowd will always love the Danger City Demons." Haikken, Mandisco and The Demons offered Uncle Money a chance to join the side of light, and Johnny Danger stinkfaced Stephen Platinum. It was funny, and the Porterdale crowd ate it up.

Trevor Aeon, who bills himself "From the Edge of Reality" faced Brian Blaze and Brian Kane in a triple threat match.  Kane and Blaze teamed up on Aeon to start. The Carpenter beat up Blaze on the outside while Aeon worked on Kane in the ring.  Shane Marx came out and chased The Carpenter upstairs. Aeon clocked Kane in the face.  Kane hit Aeon with the moonsault, and Blaze broke up the pin. Kane punched Blaze in the face, proving that the triple threat was every man for himself though they share a common enemy in Aeon.  Aeon worked Blaze's arm. He then hit Kane with a clothesline, and kicked him outside.  Aeon screamed at the referee when he called for the rope break. Blaze attempted a roll-up. Kane hit another moonsault, but Aeon threw him out of the ring and stole the pin. Aeon continued his assault on both men even though he won the match by hitting Kane and Mandisco with DDTs and putting Brian Blaze in a painful looking armbar. There's no denying that Aeon is evil.

Post-intermission Jeff G. Bailey announced that he, Jeff. G. Bailey first manager of R. Truth, AJ Styles, and Abyss, had procured the next big star, premier athlete, Gunner Miller who will debut at PCW in April. Bailey assured the crowd "There won't be any cheating because that man won't need my help".

The Washington Bullets and David Tita faced Haikken, Damien Silva and Go Time Eric Jones in a 6 man tag match.  Haikken out strong taking down both Bullets with a dropkick.  "Trey's a loser" chants permeated the crowd almost immediately.  Jones hit Jon Williams with a arm drop takedown. Haikken followed with a backbreaker into a suplex. Haikken was isolated for a while, but Jones tagged in doing several dropkicks to clear the ring.  The Bullets knocked both Silva and Haikken into the crowd.  Tita put on Cena wristbands, did the patented "You can't see me" and hit Jones with a five knuckle shuffle. Haikken and Silva tried to get in, but the referee held them back, as Bullets and Tita kicked Jones down.  Jones kneed Trey Williams but only managed a two count.  Silva clotheslined Tita. Jon and Trey went for their opponent but ended up striking each other.  Haikken did a suplex, and Jones did a top rope splash. He only managed a two count.  Jones was thrown out of the ring by Trey. Haikken threw out Trey. Haikken flipped out of the ring onto the Bullets, and during all of the commotion Tita stuffed his necklace in his elbow pad. He elbowed Silva and he won the match.

The Carpenter(with Stephen Platinum) faced Shane Marx in the main event.  Shane tried to pick Carpenter up early for Natural Selection, but Carpenter left the ring to strategize with his evil ringside associate Platinum.  "Tonight, I will outwrestle you" Carpenter said to Marx. Carpenter left the ring every time Marx gained momentum. Marx worked Carpenter's arm. Carpenter got Marx down to the mat.  Marx fought out of  a headlock and worked Carpenter's arm again.  Marx followed Carpenter out of the ring. Carpenter went for an elbow and there was nobody home.  Marx elbowed Carpenter in the corner, then he body slammed him.  He followed with a drop punch to Carpenter's face.  Carpenter regained momentum with two leg drops, then he threw Marx out of the ring. Platinum hit Marx with the baseball bat while Carpenter distracted the referee.  Carpenter kneed Marx while he was down, and he hit Marx with sharp blows to the head.  Carpenter tried to choke Marx on the ropes. Carpenter managed a rope assisted two count, where Platinum was holding his feet. Platinum repeatedly interfered when Marx would try to make a pin, either grabbing his feet, or tripping him so he wouldn't be able to hit a move.  Marx regained momentum spearing Carpenter, but when he set up for Natural Selection he accidentally knocked out the referee. Platinum tried to clock Marx with the belt, but Marx clocked Platinum. The entire heel locker room attacked Marx, and the entire face locker room came out to help him.  Quasi Mandisco stole back the PCW title. Uncle Money got both Platinum and Carpenter. The match was thrown out.

Quasi said "Take your tired asses out of here. Stephen Platinum, I'm not sure why you keep coming back. Stay in Florida and forget about Porterdale Championship Wrestling." Uncle Money joined the face side, the entire crowd chanted for Johnny Danger. "Johnny Danger wrestled in the first match in this building five years ago. We've battled empires, fought off invasions, and we will topple the Cornerstone. Thursday March 17th, The Danger City Demons will be in a Porterdale Street Fight." The entire crowd danced while the faces celebrated. It was a wonderful show.

PCW will be back on March 17th in Porterdale GA for the PCW 5th Anniversary Show.




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