Universal Independent Wrestling--August 17th, 2013: If you can get the girls, the boys will follow, also known as the power of Ryan Howe.

The show started with the So Fine Mafia interrupting Mark Grason's introduction. They fired Epic Grant Mitchell because he was nowhere to be found. They also spent a lot of time tormenting "The Biggest Little Man in Wrestling" J.B. Lamentary, who led us in a preshow prayer. This behavior is nothing less than typical of the So Fine Mafia. When they left, Mark Grason said "We had to get our obligatory So Fine Mafia promo out of the way."

Match 1: Josh Storm vs. Frankie Valentine

Josh Storm and Frankie Valentine arguably have the most heated rivalry in UIW. Their matches always excite the fans because of their history. Throughout this match Peanut, the So Fine Mafia's ringside minion kept the referee distracted so Josh could do his worst to Frankie. Peanut also managed to beat Frankie up outside the ring as Josh distracted the referee. The match was going great, but Stupid came out and beat up Frankie, and the match ended in disqualification.

Match 2: Stupid vs. Ryan Howe
Stupid  said "If ya'll like Frankie Valentine better than ya'll like me, you've got problems." Ryan Howe, with his guitar in hand, interrupted Stupid. Stupid kept trying to talk, and Ryan played guitar over him much to the delight of the female fans.  Stupid and Ryan had a match, and Stupid won with the roll-up, but he was holding the rope. The referee didn't see. The entire audience was still chanting "Rock and Roll" as Ryan Howe exited.

Match 3: Pandora vs. Jessie Belle

This match was great throughout. Jessie Belle did a great job before the show getting crowd support by posing for pictures and mingling with fans. Pandora claimed at the beginning that Jessie hit her with a closed fist. The whole crowd was yelling "No she didn't". Jessie Belle taunted Pandora by getting on her back and riding her like a horse, playing into her whole Southern cowgirl image. There was a good back and forth roll-up sequence. Nina Monet distracted the referee while Jessie had Pandora in a Boston Crab. Pandora tapped but the referee didn't see it. During another distraction, Nina Monet introduced a foreign object into the match. Pandora hit Jessie with it and secured a victory after throwing the object out of the ring. She and Nina then beat up Jessie. Jessie came to and said "That's how you work. I'm pretty sure everyone here saw you tap out. You might have the belt, but a true champion can win the belt fair and square. Everybody knows my daddy, Tracy Smothers. I've got a couple of sisters, and me and my sisters are from the dirty south. Me and my sisters are coming for you."

Match 4: Billy Knight vs. Brad Lynch
This was supposed to be an "I Quit" Match. I have no idea exactly how this match ended. I don't know if anyone quit, or if there was a disqualification. I think the match ended because the Mercenary was supposed to be banned from ringside, but came out to attack Knight anyway.  I do know that it ended with a So Fine Mafia beatdown of Billy Knight which led to Stan Robinson running out in his defense with a baseball bat. There is a bunkhouse brawl match set up for Sept 7th which will settle this rivalry. Lynch and Mercenary are set to take on Knight and Robinson.

Match 5: Luke Gallows vs. Bobby Moore.

The crowd teases Bobby Moore mercilessly because he's big and he wears purple. They call him Barney, and some people sing the "I love you" song at him. The match took forever to actually get underway. DOC ran around the ring with the belt. He danced with a lady in the front row. He danced with the referee. Bobby Moore wouldn't get in the ring because he said he wouldn't wrestle till we stopped the Barney chants. 7 minutes in they finally started the match. Gallows wins the match with a giant chokeslam. He takes the Jr. Heavyweight belt and the crowd cheers. He has to give it back though because it was a non-title match. At the end Gallows said that he's a GA boy and he always shows up.

Match 6: Geter vs. Bull Buchanan

This match was a street fight for the UIW Heavyweight championship. As usual the action spilled all over the arena, and the audience does their best to follow. Probably the best spot of this whole match was where Geter tried to hit Bull with a bat and he hit ring post and the bat broke. Geter won the match and now he's UIW heavyweight champion. Billy Knight comes out after the match to ensure that Geter doesn't rough up Bull Buchanan any more than he already has.

UIW's next show is at Villa Rica Elementary School September 7th.

Until next belltime,
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.

Platinum Championship Wrestling August 3rd,2013

The crowd outside was fired up for PCW. They started a Ric Flair inspired "Woo!" chant before the doors even opened.

Quasi Mandisco opened the show. He said "I've been saying for the longest time that Supernatural should not be the champ. De La Vega will not be here tonight, so the people of Porterdale will not have their main event." Shane Mackey stopped him. "There will be a new main event. Sylar Cross and Quasi Mandisco vs. Supernatural and Marko Polo." The crowd began a loud "Yes!" chant.

Match 1: God's Gift to Wrestling vs. The Washington Bullets

God's Gift to Wrestling took every chance they could to distract the referee. The most notable instance of this was when William Huckaby slapped Jon Williams in order to get him to enter the ring so they could further distract referee Chuck Porterfield. The Washington Bullets nearly had the pin, however, Shawn Adams pulled the referee out of the ring. While Chuck was out of the ring, they hit Jon in the head. God's Gift to Wrestling picked up the win using their cheating ways.

Match 2: Brian Blaze vs. Zombie Mascaras.

Brian Blaze was accompanied by his Big F'n Deal Tag team partner Geter. Geter attempted to interfere a few times. The most notable was when Geter went to chop Zombie with one of his massive chest chops. Zombie moved out of the way and Geter's hand hit the ring post. Brian Blaze ends up winning the match, but Zombie Mascaras put up a good fight.

Johnny Danger came out and told us "I expect to get hurt. What Sylar Cross did to me wasn't in the confines of a match. I know he's just Jeff G. Bailey's puppet. I suffered a serious concussion that could lead to permanent brain damage if I get hit in the head one more time. I called doctors that might not have been reputable to try to get cleared for wrestling. Stephen Platinum called me this morning and said no. He would not have me putting myself in danger. I want to say to everyone here and everyone who's ever been to a PCW show, thank you. Do not let my sacrifice be in vain. Sylar Cross, you broke my heart and you put me out of wrestling, but you didn't break my spirit. As long as my heart beats I will not leave PCW. I will be back as soon as the clock strikes Johnny Danger time."

Match 3: Dynomite Soul vs Fred Yehi (Match 5 of the best of 7 Series)

Fred Yehi came out swinging with a "take no prisoners" attitude. Dynomite Soul moved when Fred tried to chop him outside the ring. Fred hit the ring post. Fred was aggressive during this match. He was disqualified for choking Dynomite Soul. Dynomite took the mic and said " You did exactly as I wanted. I got in your head. This series is going to go to seven." Fred then gave the longest speech I've ever heard him make. "We're about to have church. I don't know if this was a revelation or you hitting me in the face. I've always thought of myself as a wrestling machine.  I don't leave scratches, I don't bruise, I don't quit, I don't lose. I'm a man. I'm disappointed that I didn't sweep you because I do have a heart, because I do have emotions. There's nothing that will stop me from beating you and beating you. This isn't about wrestling. This isn't about competition. This is about me breaking you." This is the first time I've seen any real emotion or character from Fred Yehi to accompany his amazing technical ability. I like what this best of seven series is drawing out of him. If he continues in this direction, he will be great.

Match 4: Mason vs. Geter

The match was supposed to feature Mason vs. Shane Marx, however, Shane Marx wasn't present. The Demi-God Mason managed to get the giant Geter to tap out. Blaze and Geter came out after the match to lay waste to Mason. They hit Mason with the ring bell. Then The Black Chair Brigade came out to continue the beatdown. Casey Kincaid came to Mason's aid holding a screwdriver. He said "The Prodigal Son has come home. I'm telling everyone that dinner's on. Come get some."  Geter was suspended for a month because he hit Mason with the ring bell.

Rachel came out after intermission and began talking. She said that she would find a partner for Brian Blaze and that Casey Kincaid's return was a problem for her personally. I couldn't hear her over the crowd, so I'm certain I didn't get everything. Joey Kidman came out and laid waste to the Black Chair Brigade who surrounded the ring while Rachel gave her speech. Joey Kidman had to work hard to hold his girl, Aria back from trying to get at Rachel.

Match 5: Warhorse Spirit Fingers vs. Dementia De Rose

Dementia De Rose squashed Warhorse Spirit Fingers very quickly. She yelled "Bring me some more people to hurt." I can't wait to see who her next opponent is.

The Main Event: Sylar Cross and Quasi Mandisco vs. Supernatural and Marko Polo

Jeff G Bailey accompanied Quasi and Sylar. His tie looked like the reptile he is. When Supernatural entered the ring, he first modeled Quasi's scarf and acts girly. He then got Quasi down on all fours and rode him like a horse, while he wore Marko's cowboy hat and used Quasi's scarf for reigns. The bad guys isolated Polo for a while through multiple beatdowns and referee distractions. Marko managed to finally tag in Supernatural about 7 minutes into the match. The match ended when Jeff G. Bailey sprayed something in Marko's eyes. He then made a speech. "If you're not Stephen Platinum's lapdog, Shane Mackey, then Sylar Cross gets a title shot. He looks more like a real champion than this guy." Mackey announced Supernatural and Marko the winners of the match, and Bailey said "They don't look like winners to me.They're on the floor, and we're standing tall."

PCW will be back in Porterdale on August 17th. The main event will be a title match between Sylar Cross and Supernatural.

Wrestling Fan Girl plans to attend a show in Decatur, GA on August 10th at Decatur First United Methodist Church. PWR's Rock and Roll Models will be there along with a lot of other great talent in GA. August 17th, I'll be in Villa Rica, GA to meet TNA Superstar Robbie E at UIW's Fallout.

Till next bell time,
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.