The show began with a creepy video filmed inside Matt Hankins house. The Carpenter broke into his house and stole the unified PCW title belt. Hankins had the belt at his house since Geter preferred to carry the classic PCW title. Hankins called out The Carpenter, and The Washington Bullets came out to answer. Hankins was immediately beat down. Out came Stephen Platinum wearing a light up hat, carrying a bouquet of flowers, and dancing to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. He danced on Hankins' lifeless body as it was sprawled out in the ring. He threw flowers to ladies in the audience during this ridiculous charade, and they threw them back, hurling insults. The juxtaposition of violence and comedy made this segment shine.
"There was a time when everyone supposedly loved me," Stephen Platinum declared. "There was a time when you'd lay your children down in front of me so I could walk on them and my feet wouldn't have to touch Porterdale soil. There was a time Matt Hankins, when you were just a fat stupid fan, and I let you in. These ladies should be thanking me and kissing my feet. You all have five seconds to shut up or something horrible is going to happen." The crowd continued hurling insults, and The Washington Bullets brought the ring bell into the ring. Platinum held the ring bell against Hankins throat, and he jammed it into his neck with a stick.
Go Time Eric Jones, Brent Banner, and Bill the Butcher competed in a triple threat match. Butcher came in ready to kick ass, but was thrown out of the ring early. He stayed outside for a bit stalking his prey waiting for the other two to wear each other down. Butcher threw Jones into the wall. Butcher also nailed Banner with a shoulder tackle spear. Jones got in a few kicks. Butcher powerbombed Jones into Banner for a two count. Butcher won the match by pinning both Jones and Banner. Platinum said on commentary "It's a Cornerstone night."
The Suntan Demons (Drew Game and Ray Fury) faced Big F'n Deal (Brian Blaze and Geter) in a tag team contest. Geter declared "This here's Porterdale, a fighting town. We're the fighting soul of Porterdale. Stop being chicken shit" to the Suntan Demons. Geter punched Game three times and he fell like a tree. Game clung to his partner and forced him to tag in. Game beat up Blaze outside the ring while the ref was distracted. The Demons kept Blaze isolated. Game put Blaze in an armbar. Blaze attempted a sunset flip, and Game reversed it back into the armbar. Blaze had Fury about to tap, and Game came into break it up. Bill the Butcher came out and provided the necessary distraction for Fury to pin Blaze. Platinum stole the classic PCW title from a decimated Geter, yelling as he left, "I'm Stephen Platinum. I do what the hell I want."
Jon Williams, accompanied to the ring by his brother Trey, took on Haikken. Every time Haikken got in a decent amount of offense during the first part of the match, Williams left the ring. Platinum came out and whispered something to Trey Williams at ringside. Haikken landed a dropkick in the corner. Trey tried to interfere, and Haikken hit him outside the ring. Haikken and Jon Williams fought outside the ring, and Trey clocked Haikken while the referee's back was turned. Jon hit Haikken with a backstabber for a two count. He then hit him with a swinging neckbreaker for a two count. Trey kicked Haikken in the head while Jon grabbed the referee to keep him from seeing it. Trey's interference won Jon the pin.
Post-intermission Stephen Platinum walked back to his commentary station playing drums on the stolen belt while singing.
Damien Silva faced David Tita. Silva did his best to break Tita's arm. He landed a top rope armbreaker. Tita did a cartwheel over Silva, and followed that with two powerful arm drags. Silva dropkicked Tita. Tita kicked Silva down in the corner. Tita then suplexed him, and followed that with a leg drop. Silva hit a spinebuster for a two count. Silva hit Tita with a suplex then went up top, but missed the splash as Tita rolled out of the way. Silva superkicked Tita, then followed with a knee for two. Tita hit Silva with two clotheslines, then kicked him for two. Tita kneed Silva then went up top, Silva rolled out of the way of Tita's splash. Silva won the match with a roll-up. It was a truly lovely match, and Platinum was pissed that Tita lost. Tita refused to shake Silva's hand after it was over.
In the main event, Trey Williams faced Brian Kane. Trey took a mic, but the crowd drowned out most of what he had to say. "As far as Brian Kane, I can beat him by myself," he stated and sent his brother back upstairs. This statement was questionable since he was quickly replaced by David Tita and Bill the Butcher. "Trey's a Loser" chants permeated the arena throughout the match. Kane was knocked out of the ring early, and it appeared Butcher would pounce but the referee held him back. Kane was thrown out again, and Tita and Butcher beat him down. Trey smashed Kane's head into the apron. Kane punched Trey in the midsection. The referee was distracted yet again, and Butcher choked Kane with his chain. Trey only managed a two count after this treachery. Trey kicked Kane in the knee and managed a two count. Trey went for a leg drop from the top rope, but Kane rolled out of the way. Kane did a springboard moonsault from the second rope for a two count. Trey superkicked the referee, and he was knocked out. Tita and Butcher stalked Kane like wounded prey when Big F'n Deal came out to even the score. Stephen Platinum was about to clock Kane in the head with a title belt, but Quasi Mandisco and The Danger City Demons came in the back door. Platinum hauled ass and locked himself in the bathroom. Haikken came out and hit Trey Williams with a spinebuster, and Brian Kane hit him with a moonsault for the win.
Geter announced "Porterdale let's be clear, these people made PCW, these people have me as their champion. These people believe in Johnny Danger, and these people love Quasi Mandisco. If Bill the Butcher likes to sneak up on people and attack them from behind, let him know on March 5th, I will stand and face him for the PCW Championship."
PCW returns to Porterdale on March 5th.
"There was a time when everyone supposedly loved me," Stephen Platinum declared. "There was a time when you'd lay your children down in front of me so I could walk on them and my feet wouldn't have to touch Porterdale soil. There was a time Matt Hankins, when you were just a fat stupid fan, and I let you in. These ladies should be thanking me and kissing my feet. You all have five seconds to shut up or something horrible is going to happen." The crowd continued hurling insults, and The Washington Bullets brought the ring bell into the ring. Platinum held the ring bell against Hankins throat, and he jammed it into his neck with a stick.
Go Time Eric Jones, Brent Banner, and Bill the Butcher competed in a triple threat match. Butcher came in ready to kick ass, but was thrown out of the ring early. He stayed outside for a bit stalking his prey waiting for the other two to wear each other down. Butcher threw Jones into the wall. Butcher also nailed Banner with a shoulder tackle spear. Jones got in a few kicks. Butcher powerbombed Jones into Banner for a two count. Butcher won the match by pinning both Jones and Banner. Platinum said on commentary "It's a Cornerstone night."
The Suntan Demons (Drew Game and Ray Fury) faced Big F'n Deal (Brian Blaze and Geter) in a tag team contest. Geter declared "This here's Porterdale, a fighting town. We're the fighting soul of Porterdale. Stop being chicken shit" to the Suntan Demons. Geter punched Game three times and he fell like a tree. Game clung to his partner and forced him to tag in. Game beat up Blaze outside the ring while the ref was distracted. The Demons kept Blaze isolated. Game put Blaze in an armbar. Blaze attempted a sunset flip, and Game reversed it back into the armbar. Blaze had Fury about to tap, and Game came into break it up. Bill the Butcher came out and provided the necessary distraction for Fury to pin Blaze. Platinum stole the classic PCW title from a decimated Geter, yelling as he left, "I'm Stephen Platinum. I do what the hell I want."
Jon Williams, accompanied to the ring by his brother Trey, took on Haikken. Every time Haikken got in a decent amount of offense during the first part of the match, Williams left the ring. Platinum came out and whispered something to Trey Williams at ringside. Haikken landed a dropkick in the corner. Trey tried to interfere, and Haikken hit him outside the ring. Haikken and Jon Williams fought outside the ring, and Trey clocked Haikken while the referee's back was turned. Jon hit Haikken with a backstabber for a two count. He then hit him with a swinging neckbreaker for a two count. Trey kicked Haikken in the head while Jon grabbed the referee to keep him from seeing it. Trey's interference won Jon the pin.
Post-intermission Stephen Platinum walked back to his commentary station playing drums on the stolen belt while singing.
Damien Silva faced David Tita. Silva did his best to break Tita's arm. He landed a top rope armbreaker. Tita did a cartwheel over Silva, and followed that with two powerful arm drags. Silva dropkicked Tita. Tita kicked Silva down in the corner. Tita then suplexed him, and followed that with a leg drop. Silva hit a spinebuster for a two count. Silva hit Tita with a suplex then went up top, but missed the splash as Tita rolled out of the way. Silva superkicked Tita, then followed with a knee for two. Tita hit Silva with two clotheslines, then kicked him for two. Tita kneed Silva then went up top, Silva rolled out of the way of Tita's splash. Silva won the match with a roll-up. It was a truly lovely match, and Platinum was pissed that Tita lost. Tita refused to shake Silva's hand after it was over.
In the main event, Trey Williams faced Brian Kane. Trey took a mic, but the crowd drowned out most of what he had to say. "As far as Brian Kane, I can beat him by myself," he stated and sent his brother back upstairs. This statement was questionable since he was quickly replaced by David Tita and Bill the Butcher. "Trey's a Loser" chants permeated the arena throughout the match. Kane was knocked out of the ring early, and it appeared Butcher would pounce but the referee held him back. Kane was thrown out again, and Tita and Butcher beat him down. Trey smashed Kane's head into the apron. Kane punched Trey in the midsection. The referee was distracted yet again, and Butcher choked Kane with his chain. Trey only managed a two count after this treachery. Trey kicked Kane in the knee and managed a two count. Trey went for a leg drop from the top rope, but Kane rolled out of the way. Kane did a springboard moonsault from the second rope for a two count. Trey superkicked the referee, and he was knocked out. Tita and Butcher stalked Kane like wounded prey when Big F'n Deal came out to even the score. Stephen Platinum was about to clock Kane in the head with a title belt, but Quasi Mandisco and The Danger City Demons came in the back door. Platinum hauled ass and locked himself in the bathroom. Haikken came out and hit Trey Williams with a spinebuster, and Brian Kane hit him with a moonsault for the win.
Geter announced "Porterdale let's be clear, these people made PCW, these people have me as their champion. These people believe in Johnny Danger, and these people love Quasi Mandisco. If Bill the Butcher likes to sneak up on people and attack them from behind, let him know on March 5th, I will stand and face him for the PCW Championship."
PCW returns to Porterdale on March 5th.
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