We sat in a packed enclosure on the streets of Porterdale. Tons of people are lined up outside to watch the action, and we're lucky enough to be inside the barricades ringside.
The Empire's Miss Rachel comes out to a new entrance theme, Fire Woman. She's accompanied by The Black Chair Brigade, which is the name of Jeff G. Bailey's force of evil ninjas. She says "Bobby Moore is top tier talent. We've got Chip and Sylar. Marko Polo is not someone who believes in the true potential of PCW. Try all you want to stop us, it's not going to happen."
Match 1: Marko Polo vs. A member of the Black Chair Brigade.
The ninja from the Black Chair Brigade opens strong, but his offense is stopped by a big elbow by Marko that's followed by a clothesline. Marko wins the contest with a big supplex.
Tim Savage, owner of The Main Event, makes a speech. "We're bringing wrestling back to Porterdale. You guys are making this happen. PCW is making this happen. The city is making this happen, and The Main Event is making this happen.
Match 2: Brian Blaze vs. Simon Sermon.
Simon Sermon came out and gave Jimmie Oxendine his cape. He put it over his head, danced around him, and gave him a kiss on top of his head. The action spilled out of the ring early. Simon went in long enough to break up a count, and it spilled out again. Simon did a big move from the top rope, but it only resulted in a two count. Brian Blaze managed to hit Simon Sermon with a low blow while the referee was distracted. Blaze got the win. I am very happy to see Simon Sermon back in PCW. He always brings the party to our city.
Match 3: Bobby Moore, Chip Day and Sylar Cross vs. Mason, Matt Von Reaper, and Johnny Danger
Chip and Sylar turned on us two days ago. I can no longer refer to them by their proper name, Of Mice and Men. They will henceforth be known as "Of Rats and Boys." I believe the proper team name for that of Johnny Danger and Matt Von Reaper is Fear the Danger. Other possible names I've used in this column have been summarily rejected. Danger gets a PCW chant started right away. He's in the ring first against Chip. Mason's in next, followed by Matt Von Reaper. Matt Von Reaper gets isolated in the enemy's corner for a long time, but he manages to make it through and they get Bobby Moore in theirs for a while. Reaper gets trapped again, and the good guys try to make it in to save him. Danger manages to break up a count. Von Reaper goes up on top but he gets caught with a kick. Bobby Moore gets the pin. Moore is great at getting heat. His facial expressions really sell his character. Mason takes the mic after the match and says "With more and more people we came up with turning on us, we need to get better." Chip said to a group of kids on his way out of the ringside area, "I hope you see me wrestle in your nightmares for the rest of your life."
Match 4: Dementia de Rose vs. Go time Erik Jones
Erik Jones seemed hesitant to fight a woman at first, but then the crazy chick bit him. She went crazy, and she dominated a good portion of the match. She missed a move and landed outside the ring, but quickly the action went back inside. She started biting his head. She was finally disqualified because she stabbed him in the head with the black rose that she carries.
Match 5: Rick Michaels vs. Joey Kidman
Joey Kidman has this cute girl with him at ringside. She's got pigtails and a cute little pink skirt. She's the perfect accessory to his rock star gimmick. Rick Michaels is continuously trying to tell this girl that he's a better man than Joey Kidman. It's to the point where I just want to yell "Rick pay attention to the match, and stop flirting with this poor girl." He finally takes Kidman's girl by the hair and forceably kisses her. She slaps him silly, and the distraction is enough for Kidman to get the win.
Our Main Event was a cage match for the PCW Title. Quasi Mandisco comes out and says "Let me tell you about our next PCW Champ. He's better than all you slack-jawed, inbred, no job people." Vega enters to a roar of disdain. Stephen Platinum enters in Supernatural's corner. The match starts, and Chip Day comes out and unloads on Supernatural just as it starts to pour rain. I was certain the match would be called because of Chip Day's interference. But it continued. Onlookers scattered to leave, but the die hards stayed till the bitter end. Vega was going to escape the cage but Platinum taunts him. " I thought you were a grown ass man." He gets back in to beat up Super after slapping Platinum. He double stomps Supernatural, and then spears him, but still Super kicks out. Super does a big splash from the top of the cage, but still it's not enough to get Vega. They fight it out until Supernatural finally escapes from the cage. Rachel comes out to say that Bobby Moore deserves a title shot, and that he'll have one July 20th at the next PCW Event here in Porterdale. Chip Day has been indefinitely suspended due to his interference in the match. Can Supernatural retain the title against Bobby Moore? We'll find out next time
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.
The Empire's Miss Rachel comes out to a new entrance theme, Fire Woman. She's accompanied by The Black Chair Brigade, which is the name of Jeff G. Bailey's force of evil ninjas. She says "Bobby Moore is top tier talent. We've got Chip and Sylar. Marko Polo is not someone who believes in the true potential of PCW. Try all you want to stop us, it's not going to happen."
Match 1: Marko Polo vs. A member of the Black Chair Brigade.
The ninja from the Black Chair Brigade opens strong, but his offense is stopped by a big elbow by Marko that's followed by a clothesline. Marko wins the contest with a big supplex.
Tim Savage, owner of The Main Event, makes a speech. "We're bringing wrestling back to Porterdale. You guys are making this happen. PCW is making this happen. The city is making this happen, and The Main Event is making this happen.
Match 2: Brian Blaze vs. Simon Sermon.
Simon Sermon came out and gave Jimmie Oxendine his cape. He put it over his head, danced around him, and gave him a kiss on top of his head. The action spilled out of the ring early. Simon went in long enough to break up a count, and it spilled out again. Simon did a big move from the top rope, but it only resulted in a two count. Brian Blaze managed to hit Simon Sermon with a low blow while the referee was distracted. Blaze got the win. I am very happy to see Simon Sermon back in PCW. He always brings the party to our city.
Match 3: Bobby Moore, Chip Day and Sylar Cross vs. Mason, Matt Von Reaper, and Johnny Danger
Chip and Sylar turned on us two days ago. I can no longer refer to them by their proper name, Of Mice and Men. They will henceforth be known as "Of Rats and Boys." I believe the proper team name for that of Johnny Danger and Matt Von Reaper is Fear the Danger. Other possible names I've used in this column have been summarily rejected. Danger gets a PCW chant started right away. He's in the ring first against Chip. Mason's in next, followed by Matt Von Reaper. Matt Von Reaper gets isolated in the enemy's corner for a long time, but he manages to make it through and they get Bobby Moore in theirs for a while. Reaper gets trapped again, and the good guys try to make it in to save him. Danger manages to break up a count. Von Reaper goes up on top but he gets caught with a kick. Bobby Moore gets the pin. Moore is great at getting heat. His facial expressions really sell his character. Mason takes the mic after the match and says "With more and more people we came up with turning on us, we need to get better." Chip said to a group of kids on his way out of the ringside area, "I hope you see me wrestle in your nightmares for the rest of your life."
Match 4: Dementia de Rose vs. Go time Erik Jones
Erik Jones seemed hesitant to fight a woman at first, but then the crazy chick bit him. She went crazy, and she dominated a good portion of the match. She missed a move and landed outside the ring, but quickly the action went back inside. She started biting his head. She was finally disqualified because she stabbed him in the head with the black rose that she carries.
Match 5: Rick Michaels vs. Joey Kidman
Joey Kidman has this cute girl with him at ringside. She's got pigtails and a cute little pink skirt. She's the perfect accessory to his rock star gimmick. Rick Michaels is continuously trying to tell this girl that he's a better man than Joey Kidman. It's to the point where I just want to yell "Rick pay attention to the match, and stop flirting with this poor girl." He finally takes Kidman's girl by the hair and forceably kisses her. She slaps him silly, and the distraction is enough for Kidman to get the win.
Our Main Event was a cage match for the PCW Title. Quasi Mandisco comes out and says "Let me tell you about our next PCW Champ. He's better than all you slack-jawed, inbred, no job people." Vega enters to a roar of disdain. Stephen Platinum enters in Supernatural's corner. The match starts, and Chip Day comes out and unloads on Supernatural just as it starts to pour rain. I was certain the match would be called because of Chip Day's interference. But it continued. Onlookers scattered to leave, but the die hards stayed till the bitter end. Vega was going to escape the cage but Platinum taunts him. " I thought you were a grown ass man." He gets back in to beat up Super after slapping Platinum. He double stomps Supernatural, and then spears him, but still Super kicks out. Super does a big splash from the top of the cage, but still it's not enough to get Vega. They fight it out until Supernatural finally escapes from the cage. Rachel comes out to say that Bobby Moore deserves a title shot, and that he'll have one July 20th at the next PCW Event here in Porterdale. Chip Day has been indefinitely suspended due to his interference in the match. Can Supernatural retain the title against Bobby Moore? We'll find out next time
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.
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