Today is the first round of the tournament to determine the new unified PCW/Empire champion. All the matches from today's show were first round qualifying matches, and the second and final rounds will be held at the next show on March 2nd.
Match 1: The Revelation Shane Marx vs. The Heatseeker Johnny Danger
Marx starts out by kicking Johnny Danger. He tries to choke him in the corner. Johnny Danger hits Shane Marx in the midsection as he tries to get up. Shane Marx continues trying to choke Johnny Danger, then kicks him in the head. Johnny Danger gains some momentum to gain a near fall. He later slams Marx and does a gorgeous bridge pin to gain another near fall. Marx wins the match with Natural Selection and pins Danger. This was a good opening contest, and Marx is as despised as ever in our great city.
Match 2: Pump Yo Brakes vs. Mason
Mason has PYB in a headlock and he gives him a noogie. Mason slams him. Near the beginning of this match, the bottom rope of the ring broke. PYB won this match, but it's because Shane Marx came out of the audience and hit Mason while the ref's back was turned. Quasi celebrates PYB's win by saying "The Priority Males always deliver." He follows this up with a Ric Flair "Woo".
Match 3: Hit for Hire Bobby Moore vs. Bonafide Fred Yehi.
Bobby Moore wrestles up at Anarchy, and when he wrestles up there the audiences yell "Barney" at him because of his purple wrestling attire. We managed to get a pretty good Barney chant going here at PCW. Bobby Moore delivers giant clotheslines to Fred Yehi. Fred Yehi manages to get him into a headlock. Yehi delivers several chops to Bobby's chest, and does a gorgeous kick to his back. Bobby Moore puts Yehi into an armbar which Fred escapes from. Yehi kicks his way out of the corner to no avail, and the pair exchange blows. Fred Yehi comes at Moore with big clotheslines, and he does a big aerial move which gets him only a 2 count. Bobby Moore kicks Fred from corner, manages to pin him, and gets a 2 count. He tries for an armbreaker, but Fred rolls him up for a nearfall. Fred gets him into the koji but there is a rope break. Bobby Moore manages to pin Fred again for another 2 count, however the match is finally won by Yehi who manages to get Bobby Moore to tap to the Koji clutch.
Match 4: Trey Williams vs. Jon Williams
This match started out very slowly as the two brothers really didn't want to fight each other. In the second half of the match they really meant business. There were a lot of good moves in the second half of this match. Jon finally won the match by reversing a roll-up that Trey originated. The audience chanted "hug it out", and at first Jon pushed Trey away. At the end, however, they did hug to much audience adulation.
Match 5: William Huckaby vs. Chip Day
Huckaby hits Chip pretty hard at the beginning and knocks him loopy. Chip manages to kick Huckaby from a bridge position. Huckaby lands several blows to the back of Chip's head. Chip kicks Huckaby in the back of the neck. He lands 3 kicks to Huckaby's chest. He manages to kick Huckaby while he's out of the ring and knock him down. Huckaby comes back and slams Chip for a 2 count. Chip gets a 2 count, then he lands 3 kicks to Huckaby's chest. Everyone believes Chip is down and out but out of nowhere he gets a surprise pin.
Match 6: Jagged Edge vs. Sylar Cross.
Jagged Edge sees me writing and tells me to write "The Jagged Edge came out of the locker room. The Jagged Edge is in the building." The minute Sylar Cross comes out Jagged Edge attacks him. The action spills all over the arena, but never makes it into the ring. The referee called the match no contest, and the craziness continued. The entire PCW locker room came out to break the two of them apart.
Match 7: Marko Polo vs. De La Vega
When Marko Polo comes out the priority males minion girl rubs lotion on him and smacks his butt. Supernatural comes out with De La Vega and they introduce their newest family member, El Zombie Mascaras. Marko Polo throws De La Vega across the ring like a doll. De La Vega does a beautiful missile dropkick to Marko Polo. Marko Polo does a good elbow to De La Vega. He also does a leg drop he calls "the people's" leg drop, which is delivered much like The Rock's "people's elbow". De La Vega kicks out at 2. Marko Polo does a standing supplex to De La Vega then out of nowhere De La Vega drops him on his back and manages to get a 2 count. The referee is distracted because he is too busy flirting with minion girl, and Zombie Mascaras is chasing Quasi around the ring. Marko wins, but he cheats to do so while the referee was distracted.
Main Event: Platinum Royal.
Participants: Dynomite Soul, Supernatural, Matt Von Reaper, Raymond King, Relentless (missed his first name) Colphin, Jason Blackwell, Geter, Brian Blaze, Warhorse Maintenance, Warhorse 2, Warhorse 138, Mr. Eric, Zombie Mascaras.
As usual, the match was a free for all. I have no idea who got eliminated in what order. I do know that Brian Blaze was the last man in the ring, and that Supernatural eliminated the most other competitors, so the two of them had a match. Supernatural hurt his knee early in the match, and Brian Blaze attempted to wrench the knee to gain momentum during the entirety of the contest. Supernatural manages to best Brian Blaze despite the injury, and he is now moving onto round 2 of the tournament.
Round 2 will include Shane Marx, Pump Yo Brakes, Fred Yehi, Jon Williams, Chip Day, Marko Polo, and Supernatural. Because of the no contest declared in the Sylar Cross vs. Jagged Edge, I'm not sure what they plan to do with the eighth spot. I'm sure we'll find out on March 2nd when PCW returns to Porterdale.
Match 1: The Revelation Shane Marx vs. The Heatseeker Johnny Danger
Marx starts out by kicking Johnny Danger. He tries to choke him in the corner. Johnny Danger hits Shane Marx in the midsection as he tries to get up. Shane Marx continues trying to choke Johnny Danger, then kicks him in the head. Johnny Danger gains some momentum to gain a near fall. He later slams Marx and does a gorgeous bridge pin to gain another near fall. Marx wins the match with Natural Selection and pins Danger. This was a good opening contest, and Marx is as despised as ever in our great city.
Match 2: Pump Yo Brakes vs. Mason
Mason has PYB in a headlock and he gives him a noogie. Mason slams him. Near the beginning of this match, the bottom rope of the ring broke. PYB won this match, but it's because Shane Marx came out of the audience and hit Mason while the ref's back was turned. Quasi celebrates PYB's win by saying "The Priority Males always deliver." He follows this up with a Ric Flair "Woo".
Match 3: Hit for Hire Bobby Moore vs. Bonafide Fred Yehi.
Bobby Moore wrestles up at Anarchy, and when he wrestles up there the audiences yell "Barney" at him because of his purple wrestling attire. We managed to get a pretty good Barney chant going here at PCW. Bobby Moore delivers giant clotheslines to Fred Yehi. Fred Yehi manages to get him into a headlock. Yehi delivers several chops to Bobby's chest, and does a gorgeous kick to his back. Bobby Moore puts Yehi into an armbar which Fred escapes from. Yehi kicks his way out of the corner to no avail, and the pair exchange blows. Fred Yehi comes at Moore with big clotheslines, and he does a big aerial move which gets him only a 2 count. Bobby Moore kicks Fred from corner, manages to pin him, and gets a 2 count. He tries for an armbreaker, but Fred rolls him up for a nearfall. Fred gets him into the koji but there is a rope break. Bobby Moore manages to pin Fred again for another 2 count, however the match is finally won by Yehi who manages to get Bobby Moore to tap to the Koji clutch.
Match 4: Trey Williams vs. Jon Williams
This match started out very slowly as the two brothers really didn't want to fight each other. In the second half of the match they really meant business. There were a lot of good moves in the second half of this match. Jon finally won the match by reversing a roll-up that Trey originated. The audience chanted "hug it out", and at first Jon pushed Trey away. At the end, however, they did hug to much audience adulation.
Match 5: William Huckaby vs. Chip Day
Huckaby hits Chip pretty hard at the beginning and knocks him loopy. Chip manages to kick Huckaby from a bridge position. Huckaby lands several blows to the back of Chip's head. Chip kicks Huckaby in the back of the neck. He lands 3 kicks to Huckaby's chest. He manages to kick Huckaby while he's out of the ring and knock him down. Huckaby comes back and slams Chip for a 2 count. Chip gets a 2 count, then he lands 3 kicks to Huckaby's chest. Everyone believes Chip is down and out but out of nowhere he gets a surprise pin.
Match 6: Jagged Edge vs. Sylar Cross.
Jagged Edge sees me writing and tells me to write "The Jagged Edge came out of the locker room. The Jagged Edge is in the building." The minute Sylar Cross comes out Jagged Edge attacks him. The action spills all over the arena, but never makes it into the ring. The referee called the match no contest, and the craziness continued. The entire PCW locker room came out to break the two of them apart.
Match 7: Marko Polo vs. De La Vega
When Marko Polo comes out the priority males minion girl rubs lotion on him and smacks his butt. Supernatural comes out with De La Vega and they introduce their newest family member, El Zombie Mascaras. Marko Polo throws De La Vega across the ring like a doll. De La Vega does a beautiful missile dropkick to Marko Polo. Marko Polo does a good elbow to De La Vega. He also does a leg drop he calls "the people's" leg drop, which is delivered much like The Rock's "people's elbow". De La Vega kicks out at 2. Marko Polo does a standing supplex to De La Vega then out of nowhere De La Vega drops him on his back and manages to get a 2 count. The referee is distracted because he is too busy flirting with minion girl, and Zombie Mascaras is chasing Quasi around the ring. Marko wins, but he cheats to do so while the referee was distracted.
Main Event: Platinum Royal.
Participants: Dynomite Soul, Supernatural, Matt Von Reaper, Raymond King, Relentless (missed his first name) Colphin, Jason Blackwell, Geter, Brian Blaze, Warhorse Maintenance, Warhorse 2, Warhorse 138, Mr. Eric, Zombie Mascaras.
As usual, the match was a free for all. I have no idea who got eliminated in what order. I do know that Brian Blaze was the last man in the ring, and that Supernatural eliminated the most other competitors, so the two of them had a match. Supernatural hurt his knee early in the match, and Brian Blaze attempted to wrench the knee to gain momentum during the entirety of the contest. Supernatural manages to best Brian Blaze despite the injury, and he is now moving onto round 2 of the tournament.
Round 2 will include Shane Marx, Pump Yo Brakes, Fred Yehi, Jon Williams, Chip Day, Marko Polo, and Supernatural. Because of the no contest declared in the Sylar Cross vs. Jagged Edge, I'm not sure what they plan to do with the eighth spot. I'm sure we'll find out on March 2nd when PCW returns to Porterdale.
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