The show started with the So Fine Mafia interrupting Mark Grason's introduction. They fired Epic Grant Mitchell because he was nowhere to be found. They also spent a lot of time tormenting "The Biggest Little Man in Wrestling" J.B. Lamentary, who led us in a preshow prayer. This behavior is nothing less than typical of the So Fine Mafia. When they left, Mark Grason said "We had to get our obligatory So Fine Mafia promo out of the way."
Match 1: Josh Storm vs. Frankie Valentine
Josh Storm and Frankie Valentine arguably have the most heated rivalry in UIW. Their matches always excite the fans because of their history. Throughout this match Peanut, the So Fine Mafia's ringside minion kept the referee distracted so Josh could do his worst to Frankie. Peanut also managed to beat Frankie up outside the ring as Josh distracted the referee. The match was going great, but Stupid came out and beat up Frankie, and the match ended in disqualification.
Match 2: Stupid vs. Ryan Howe
Stupid said "If ya'll like Frankie Valentine better than ya'll like me, you've got problems." Ryan Howe, with his guitar in hand, interrupted Stupid. Stupid kept trying to talk, and Ryan played guitar over him much to the delight of the female fans. Stupid and Ryan had a match, and Stupid won with the roll-up, but he was holding the rope. The referee didn't see. The entire audience was still chanting "Rock and Roll" as Ryan Howe exited.
Match 3: Pandora vs. Jessie Belle
This match was great throughout. Jessie Belle did a great job before the show getting crowd support by posing for pictures and mingling with fans. Pandora claimed at the beginning that Jessie hit her with a closed fist. The whole crowd was yelling "No she didn't". Jessie Belle taunted Pandora by getting on her back and riding her like a horse, playing into her whole Southern cowgirl image. There was a good back and forth roll-up sequence. Nina Monet distracted the referee while Jessie had Pandora in a Boston Crab. Pandora tapped but the referee didn't see it. During another distraction, Nina Monet introduced a foreign object into the match. Pandora hit Jessie with it and secured a victory after throwing the object out of the ring. She and Nina then beat up Jessie. Jessie came to and said "That's how you work. I'm pretty sure everyone here saw you tap out. You might have the belt, but a true champion can win the belt fair and square. Everybody knows my daddy, Tracy Smothers. I've got a couple of sisters, and me and my sisters are from the dirty south. Me and my sisters are coming for you."
Match 4: Billy Knight vs. Brad Lynch
This was supposed to be an "I Quit" Match. I have no idea exactly how this match ended. I don't know if anyone quit, or if there was a disqualification. I think the match ended because the Mercenary was supposed to be banned from ringside, but came out to attack Knight anyway. I do know that it ended with a So Fine Mafia beatdown of Billy Knight which led to Stan Robinson running out in his defense with a baseball bat. There is a bunkhouse brawl match set up for Sept 7th which will settle this rivalry. Lynch and Mercenary are set to take on Knight and Robinson.
Match 5: Luke Gallows vs. Bobby Moore.
The crowd teases Bobby Moore mercilessly because he's big and he wears purple. They call him Barney, and some people sing the "I love you" song at him. The match took forever to actually get underway. DOC ran around the ring with the belt. He danced with a lady in the front row. He danced with the referee. Bobby Moore wouldn't get in the ring because he said he wouldn't wrestle till we stopped the Barney chants. 7 minutes in they finally started the match. Gallows wins the match with a giant chokeslam. He takes the Jr. Heavyweight belt and the crowd cheers. He has to give it back though because it was a non-title match. At the end Gallows said that he's a GA boy and he always shows up.
Match 6: Geter vs. Bull Buchanan
This match was a street fight for the UIW Heavyweight championship. As usual the action spilled all over the arena, and the audience does their best to follow. Probably the best spot of this whole match was where Geter tried to hit Bull with a bat and he hit ring post and the bat broke. Geter won the match and now he's UIW heavyweight champion. Billy Knight comes out after the match to ensure that Geter doesn't rough up Bull Buchanan any more than he already has.
UIW's next show is at Villa Rica Elementary School September 7th.
Until next belltime,
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.
Match 1: Josh Storm vs. Frankie Valentine
Josh Storm and Frankie Valentine arguably have the most heated rivalry in UIW. Their matches always excite the fans because of their history. Throughout this match Peanut, the So Fine Mafia's ringside minion kept the referee distracted so Josh could do his worst to Frankie. Peanut also managed to beat Frankie up outside the ring as Josh distracted the referee. The match was going great, but Stupid came out and beat up Frankie, and the match ended in disqualification.
Match 2: Stupid vs. Ryan Howe
Stupid said "If ya'll like Frankie Valentine better than ya'll like me, you've got problems." Ryan Howe, with his guitar in hand, interrupted Stupid. Stupid kept trying to talk, and Ryan played guitar over him much to the delight of the female fans. Stupid and Ryan had a match, and Stupid won with the roll-up, but he was holding the rope. The referee didn't see. The entire audience was still chanting "Rock and Roll" as Ryan Howe exited.
Match 3: Pandora vs. Jessie Belle
This match was great throughout. Jessie Belle did a great job before the show getting crowd support by posing for pictures and mingling with fans. Pandora claimed at the beginning that Jessie hit her with a closed fist. The whole crowd was yelling "No she didn't". Jessie Belle taunted Pandora by getting on her back and riding her like a horse, playing into her whole Southern cowgirl image. There was a good back and forth roll-up sequence. Nina Monet distracted the referee while Jessie had Pandora in a Boston Crab. Pandora tapped but the referee didn't see it. During another distraction, Nina Monet introduced a foreign object into the match. Pandora hit Jessie with it and secured a victory after throwing the object out of the ring. She and Nina then beat up Jessie. Jessie came to and said "That's how you work. I'm pretty sure everyone here saw you tap out. You might have the belt, but a true champion can win the belt fair and square. Everybody knows my daddy, Tracy Smothers. I've got a couple of sisters, and me and my sisters are from the dirty south. Me and my sisters are coming for you."
Match 4: Billy Knight vs. Brad Lynch
This was supposed to be an "I Quit" Match. I have no idea exactly how this match ended. I don't know if anyone quit, or if there was a disqualification. I think the match ended because the Mercenary was supposed to be banned from ringside, but came out to attack Knight anyway. I do know that it ended with a So Fine Mafia beatdown of Billy Knight which led to Stan Robinson running out in his defense with a baseball bat. There is a bunkhouse brawl match set up for Sept 7th which will settle this rivalry. Lynch and Mercenary are set to take on Knight and Robinson.
Match 5: Luke Gallows vs. Bobby Moore.
The crowd teases Bobby Moore mercilessly because he's big and he wears purple. They call him Barney, and some people sing the "I love you" song at him. The match took forever to actually get underway. DOC ran around the ring with the belt. He danced with a lady in the front row. He danced with the referee. Bobby Moore wouldn't get in the ring because he said he wouldn't wrestle till we stopped the Barney chants. 7 minutes in they finally started the match. Gallows wins the match with a giant chokeslam. He takes the Jr. Heavyweight belt and the crowd cheers. He has to give it back though because it was a non-title match. At the end Gallows said that he's a GA boy and he always shows up.
Match 6: Geter vs. Bull Buchanan
This match was a street fight for the UIW Heavyweight championship. As usual the action spilled all over the arena, and the audience does their best to follow. Probably the best spot of this whole match was where Geter tried to hit Bull with a bat and he hit ring post and the bat broke. Geter won the match and now he's UIW heavyweight champion. Billy Knight comes out after the match to ensure that Geter doesn't rough up Bull Buchanan any more than he already has.
UIW's next show is at Villa Rica Elementary School September 7th.
Until next belltime,
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.
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