Match 1: "Dynomite Soul" Eric Walker vs. "Bonafide" Fred Yehi in the third match of their Best of Seven Series.
When Fred Yehi entered the arena, he carried a broom, and he led the crowd in chanting "sweep sweep sweep" as he swept the floors surrounding the ring. He won the two previous matches in the series, and he won this one as well. Will it be a sweep? Yehi takes the mike and he says, "July 20th, there will be a party in Porterdale, GA. Everyone bring their brooms so we can sweep."
Match 2: God's Gift to Wrestling vs. The Movement vs. Matt Von Reaper and Johnny Danger (Reap the Danger, Fear the Danger, Dangerous Angels?)
This is a three team elimination tag match. The Movement cleverly stayed out of the ring in order to let the other two teams eliminate each other. Matt Von Reaper and Johnny Danger were eliminated leaving The Movement to face God's Gift to Wrestling. The Movement came in full force against their competition. God's Gift to Wrestling's teamwork is wonderful, but it doesn't stand up to Quasi Mandisco's interference. While the referee's back is turned, Quasi chokes Shawn Adams with his scarf. When his man gains momentum, he looks directly at me and says "Now that's how you do it baby." The Movement picked up the win because Quasi grabbed William Huckaby to keep him from breaking up the count.
Match 3: Rick Michaels vs. Warhorse Stuffed Crust.
The warhorses never cease to amuse me. Just when I think they can't create a crazier gimmick for that group of masked wrestlers, they do. Warhorse Stuffed Crust is a pizza delivery guy. He came out and asked each front row audience member if they'd ordered pizza. Rick Michaels slammed him into the pizza for the victory. The crowd chanted "Where's our pizza?" as poor Warhorse Stuffed Crust left in defeat.
Match 4: Showtime Erik Jones vs. Marko Polo
Marko Polo's really had a good run in PCW since leaving the Priority Males. He is quickly becoming a fan favorite. Showtime Erik Jones has a great missile dropkick. Marko wins the match, and after he takes the mic and says "Attention! For two years I've watched you. You are no longer the joke, Mr. Erik. You are now Showtime Erik Jones."
We took a brief intermission so the cage could be set up, and then our one ring caged version of Wargames began. Team De La Vega took on Team Supernatural. The only way to win the match was submission or surrender. The fireworks outside might have been postponed until July 6th, but I assure you readers, that the fireworks took place inside The Main Event on July 4th as scheduled.
Brian Blaze and Sylar Cross began the match. Bobby Moore entered next. De La Vega entered next. All of the bad guys jumped on Sylar. Jeff G. Bailey came out to ringside with a group of bodyguards. I think they look like ninjas personally, or rather like the Afghan Assassins employed by Prince Akbar at N.W.A Atlanta.
Stephen Platinum came out wearing a red white and blue hat and Uncle Sam beard. He was accompanied by Johnny Danger and Matt Von Reaper who carried sparklers. Platinum didn't make it to the ring right away as Bailey's ninjas jumped him. Shane Marx is revealed to be one of the ninja bodyguards as he and Mason fight outside the ring. Stephen Platinum finally made it in the ring and he made quick work of De La Vega. Cyrus the Destroyer entered the games next, and he was followed by Supernatural who popped out from under the ring. Chip Day comes out. The crowd cheers, we think the fight will finally be even, but he doesn't even make it in when he says evilly "I give up." What? Seriously? Chip, you too? Why are all our heroes leaving us? Is there something in the water that the PCW locker room is drinking that's causing them to join up with the remnants of the Empire? What sway does Jeff G. Bailey hold? The Ninjas come back into the ring to finish off Supernatural and Stephen Platinum.
Jeff G. Bailey takes a mic and yells in Platinum's face "Cock A Doodle Doo. The Chicken's come home to roost, and I've got Do or Die Chip Day. You've treated him like a second class citizen, but Chip Day's going to be the next PCW champ. Don't ever come back to my town. Porterdale belongs to Jeff G. Bailey. Sylar Cross do you want to stand with all these nothings, with the fans, or do you want to be on top? Join us or die trying to stop us." Much to the crowd's dismay, Sylar's joined the Empire too. Marko joins at this time to help ward off the ninjas who've come to pick at the remains of Platinum and Supernatural.
Stephen Platinum says "People I owe you an apology. When PCW was close to going out of business, when PCW was kicked out of Atlanta by the Empire we came here to Porterdale. There's a lot of debate, and we've not always gotten along. July 4th is about independence, July 4th is about renewal, rebirth. No matter how the odds are stacked against you you'll find a way. Porterdale is PCW's home. We kicked out the Empire at Sacred Ground. Porterdale, the town has been brought back, but the fire is at our doorstep from Atlanta. I will not have it. I can't do it alone. Our champion, Supernatural, can't do it alone. We need you. Will you be there for us? There's a cage match against De La Vega for the title. We will fight, and we will kick your ass."
There will be a special cage match July 6th as part of the city of Porterdale's postponed 4th of July festivities. Fireworks will follow the show. Be there to witness history.
Till we meet again,
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.
When Fred Yehi entered the arena, he carried a broom, and he led the crowd in chanting "sweep sweep sweep" as he swept the floors surrounding the ring. He won the two previous matches in the series, and he won this one as well. Will it be a sweep? Yehi takes the mike and he says, "July 20th, there will be a party in Porterdale, GA. Everyone bring their brooms so we can sweep."
Match 2: God's Gift to Wrestling vs. The Movement vs. Matt Von Reaper and Johnny Danger (Reap the Danger, Fear the Danger, Dangerous Angels?)
This is a three team elimination tag match. The Movement cleverly stayed out of the ring in order to let the other two teams eliminate each other. Matt Von Reaper and Johnny Danger were eliminated leaving The Movement to face God's Gift to Wrestling. The Movement came in full force against their competition. God's Gift to Wrestling's teamwork is wonderful, but it doesn't stand up to Quasi Mandisco's interference. While the referee's back is turned, Quasi chokes Shawn Adams with his scarf. When his man gains momentum, he looks directly at me and says "Now that's how you do it baby." The Movement picked up the win because Quasi grabbed William Huckaby to keep him from breaking up the count.
Match 3: Rick Michaels vs. Warhorse Stuffed Crust.
The warhorses never cease to amuse me. Just when I think they can't create a crazier gimmick for that group of masked wrestlers, they do. Warhorse Stuffed Crust is a pizza delivery guy. He came out and asked each front row audience member if they'd ordered pizza. Rick Michaels slammed him into the pizza for the victory. The crowd chanted "Where's our pizza?" as poor Warhorse Stuffed Crust left in defeat.
Match 4: Showtime Erik Jones vs. Marko Polo
Marko Polo's really had a good run in PCW since leaving the Priority Males. He is quickly becoming a fan favorite. Showtime Erik Jones has a great missile dropkick. Marko wins the match, and after he takes the mic and says "Attention! For two years I've watched you. You are no longer the joke, Mr. Erik. You are now Showtime Erik Jones."
We took a brief intermission so the cage could be set up, and then our one ring caged version of Wargames began. Team De La Vega took on Team Supernatural. The only way to win the match was submission or surrender. The fireworks outside might have been postponed until July 6th, but I assure you readers, that the fireworks took place inside The Main Event on July 4th as scheduled.
Brian Blaze and Sylar Cross began the match. Bobby Moore entered next. De La Vega entered next. All of the bad guys jumped on Sylar. Jeff G. Bailey came out to ringside with a group of bodyguards. I think they look like ninjas personally, or rather like the Afghan Assassins employed by Prince Akbar at N.W.A Atlanta.
Stephen Platinum came out wearing a red white and blue hat and Uncle Sam beard. He was accompanied by Johnny Danger and Matt Von Reaper who carried sparklers. Platinum didn't make it to the ring right away as Bailey's ninjas jumped him. Shane Marx is revealed to be one of the ninja bodyguards as he and Mason fight outside the ring. Stephen Platinum finally made it in the ring and he made quick work of De La Vega. Cyrus the Destroyer entered the games next, and he was followed by Supernatural who popped out from under the ring. Chip Day comes out. The crowd cheers, we think the fight will finally be even, but he doesn't even make it in when he says evilly "I give up." What? Seriously? Chip, you too? Why are all our heroes leaving us? Is there something in the water that the PCW locker room is drinking that's causing them to join up with the remnants of the Empire? What sway does Jeff G. Bailey hold? The Ninjas come back into the ring to finish off Supernatural and Stephen Platinum.
Jeff G. Bailey takes a mic and yells in Platinum's face "Cock A Doodle Doo. The Chicken's come home to roost, and I've got Do or Die Chip Day. You've treated him like a second class citizen, but Chip Day's going to be the next PCW champ. Don't ever come back to my town. Porterdale belongs to Jeff G. Bailey. Sylar Cross do you want to stand with all these nothings, with the fans, or do you want to be on top? Join us or die trying to stop us." Much to the crowd's dismay, Sylar's joined the Empire too. Marko joins at this time to help ward off the ninjas who've come to pick at the remains of Platinum and Supernatural.
Stephen Platinum says "People I owe you an apology. When PCW was close to going out of business, when PCW was kicked out of Atlanta by the Empire we came here to Porterdale. There's a lot of debate, and we've not always gotten along. July 4th is about independence, July 4th is about renewal, rebirth. No matter how the odds are stacked against you you'll find a way. Porterdale is PCW's home. We kicked out the Empire at Sacred Ground. Porterdale, the town has been brought back, but the fire is at our doorstep from Atlanta. I will not have it. I can't do it alone. Our champion, Supernatural, can't do it alone. We need you. Will you be there for us? There's a cage match against De La Vega for the title. We will fight, and we will kick your ass."
There will be a special cage match July 6th as part of the city of Porterdale's postponed 4th of July festivities. Fireworks will follow the show. Be there to witness history.
Till we meet again,
XOXO
Wrestling Fan Girl.
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