Match 1: De La Vega vs. Jimmy The Kidd
De La Vega made his UIW debut in a high energy match against Jimmy the Kidd. The entire crowd was behind Jimmy because they knew who he was. My husband and I are more familiar with De La Vega, and since both he and Jimmy are good guys I decided to throw my support behind De La Vega. De La Vega nearly had Jimmy pinned but Jimmy reversed it and he won the match.
Match 2: The Creeper vs. Mason
The Creeper is a masked wrestler who wears tights with a Star Wars rebel fleet logo on them. He's billed from Craig's List. Mason made quick work of this guy, and he won the match. I'm sure the creeper went back to his basement lair and whined on the internet.
Bull Buchanan came out to the ring with a strap. It turns out Murder One is not here tonight for their strap match. Bull Buchanan calls him a little yellow. Death Row, Bull Buchanan's former archenemy, reemerges after a two year absence to take Murder One's place. This led to my husband making a joke about how we were charged with Murder One but went directly to Death Row without a trial. Our main event, a strap match between Bull Buchanan and Death Row is set.
Match 3: Josh Storm vs. Frankie Valentine
UIW fans have been waiting for this match since Josh Storm turned on Frankie Valentine in March during their tag team match. Josh Storm betrayed us all by joining the So Fine Mafia and turning his back on the idea of "Family First". The crowd is at frenzy level during this match. This is the most fired up I've seen a UIW crowd that I've been a part of. Josh Storm is disqualified after a good back and forth match for taping Frankie Valentine to the rope. After Frankie got free, he took the mic and spoke from his heart. "I expected you to be more like a brother and fight me face to face. I didn't think you'd be that chicken. We're gonna fight face to face. It's gonna be a street fight." All the kids were then invited into the ring to celebrate with Frankie Valentine, their new hero. My son told me that he wants a Frankie Valentine shirt now because Frankie Valentine is going to replace Josh Storm.
Match 4: The Mercenary vs. Dixie Dynamite Billy Knight (Last Man Standing)
Peanut came out with The Mercenary. UIW officials were quick to make the stipulation that Peanut was banned from ringside. The So Fine Mafia interferes on the behalf of The Mercenary but to no avail. The match ends in a double countout. A rematch is set for the June 1st event. It will be Mercenary vs. Dixie Dynamite Billy Knight in an "I quit" match. Peanut will be handcuffed to Alan Turnipseed, who was declared the largest guy in the building.
Match 5: The So Fine Mafia vs. Awesome T.C. and The Jailhouse Rocker Terry Lawler.
The So Fine Mafia brings out copies of The Villa Rican newspaper which features pictures from Universal Independent Wrestling. They said they should have been on the cover. An old lady wearing pink tries to jump at the So Fine Mafia, but she is dissuaded by security. It looks like T.C. is going to have to fight the So Fine Mafia alone for a minute. He says the headline of the next newspaper will read "Awesome One beats Loser Four". Terry Lawler comes out to join T.C. as his partner. When Terry Lawler makes his entrance he gives the lady in pink his gold jacket and sunglasses to wear. T.C. says to Terry that he is an honorary member of the Awesome Ones from this day forward. It looks like our heroes are going to prevail, but Pandora comes out and interferes securing a victory for So Fine Mafia. She said that the wrestlers of UIW were getting too comfortable thinking the Empire wasn't there, so she had to reinforce their presence.
The Main Event: Bull Buchanan vs. Death Row in a Leatherstrap match.
All four turnbuckles have to be touched with your opponent in tow in order for you to win a leather strap match. Bull Buchanan won this match. It was a hard fought victory, and the crowd went crazy in support of their hero.
Universal Independent Wrestling will be back in Villa Rica on June 1st at Villa Rica Elementary School.
De La Vega made his UIW debut in a high energy match against Jimmy the Kidd. The entire crowd was behind Jimmy because they knew who he was. My husband and I are more familiar with De La Vega, and since both he and Jimmy are good guys I decided to throw my support behind De La Vega. De La Vega nearly had Jimmy pinned but Jimmy reversed it and he won the match.
Match 2: The Creeper vs. Mason
The Creeper is a masked wrestler who wears tights with a Star Wars rebel fleet logo on them. He's billed from Craig's List. Mason made quick work of this guy, and he won the match. I'm sure the creeper went back to his basement lair and whined on the internet.
Bull Buchanan came out to the ring with a strap. It turns out Murder One is not here tonight for their strap match. Bull Buchanan calls him a little yellow. Death Row, Bull Buchanan's former archenemy, reemerges after a two year absence to take Murder One's place. This led to my husband making a joke about how we were charged with Murder One but went directly to Death Row without a trial. Our main event, a strap match between Bull Buchanan and Death Row is set.
Match 3: Josh Storm vs. Frankie Valentine
UIW fans have been waiting for this match since Josh Storm turned on Frankie Valentine in March during their tag team match. Josh Storm betrayed us all by joining the So Fine Mafia and turning his back on the idea of "Family First". The crowd is at frenzy level during this match. This is the most fired up I've seen a UIW crowd that I've been a part of. Josh Storm is disqualified after a good back and forth match for taping Frankie Valentine to the rope. After Frankie got free, he took the mic and spoke from his heart. "I expected you to be more like a brother and fight me face to face. I didn't think you'd be that chicken. We're gonna fight face to face. It's gonna be a street fight." All the kids were then invited into the ring to celebrate with Frankie Valentine, their new hero. My son told me that he wants a Frankie Valentine shirt now because Frankie Valentine is going to replace Josh Storm.
Match 4: The Mercenary vs. Dixie Dynamite Billy Knight (Last Man Standing)
Peanut came out with The Mercenary. UIW officials were quick to make the stipulation that Peanut was banned from ringside. The So Fine Mafia interferes on the behalf of The Mercenary but to no avail. The match ends in a double countout. A rematch is set for the June 1st event. It will be Mercenary vs. Dixie Dynamite Billy Knight in an "I quit" match. Peanut will be handcuffed to Alan Turnipseed, who was declared the largest guy in the building.
Match 5: The So Fine Mafia vs. Awesome T.C. and The Jailhouse Rocker Terry Lawler.
The So Fine Mafia brings out copies of The Villa Rican newspaper which features pictures from Universal Independent Wrestling. They said they should have been on the cover. An old lady wearing pink tries to jump at the So Fine Mafia, but she is dissuaded by security. It looks like T.C. is going to have to fight the So Fine Mafia alone for a minute. He says the headline of the next newspaper will read "Awesome One beats Loser Four". Terry Lawler comes out to join T.C. as his partner. When Terry Lawler makes his entrance he gives the lady in pink his gold jacket and sunglasses to wear. T.C. says to Terry that he is an honorary member of the Awesome Ones from this day forward. It looks like our heroes are going to prevail, but Pandora comes out and interferes securing a victory for So Fine Mafia. She said that the wrestlers of UIW were getting too comfortable thinking the Empire wasn't there, so she had to reinforce their presence.
The Main Event: Bull Buchanan vs. Death Row in a Leatherstrap match.
All four turnbuckles have to be touched with your opponent in tow in order for you to win a leather strap match. Bull Buchanan won this match. It was a hard fought victory, and the crowd went crazy in support of their hero.
Universal Independent Wrestling will be back in Villa Rica on June 1st at Villa Rica Elementary School.
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