Saturday, January 5, 2013

Platinum Championship Wrestling 1/5/13

Match 1: Campus green and Campus Orange from Campus Strikeforce vs. The Demigod Mason. Winner: Mason

This handicap match was short and sweet. Campus Strikeforce attempted to doubleteam Mason, but he he quickly dominates them. Mason wins by getting one of those Power Ranger wannabes to tap. It is lovely to see Mason return.

Match 2: Matt "Sex" Sells vs. Matt Von Reaper. Winner: Matt Sells

Before this match Quasi Mandisco came to the ring and said "You are only booing because you live in this poor pitiful town." He then introduces the newest member of the Priority Males, Matt "Sex" Sells. He enters and the crowd immediately hates him, which is funny because I'm wearing a shirt with his name on it. Again, I have a natural heel bias. I like his ring attire, a denim vest, a leather hat, and a feather earring. He also has camo shorts that say "Sex army" on the leg in a logo styled like the Kiss Army logo. His opponent is Matt Von Reaper who has recently become a fan favorite in Porterdale. Reaper high fives the crowd and they love him. He even comes up and kissed a kid right on the head which was both cool and unexpected. Matt Sells begins the match trying to hide, but neither side of the ring is really safe because there are a lot of crazy fans ready to throw him back in. When Reaper puts Sells in an armbreaker, I can hear the two old ladies on the front row yell "Break it, Break it". Reaper clotheslines Sells, but Sells is able to come back easily after a near fall. Sells pins Reaper for a 2 count, and the match continues as a dynamic back and forth contest. In typical Priority Male fashion, Quasi Mandisco distracts the referee and Reaper goes to take care of Quasi. As Reaper puts his mind back on his opponent, Matt Sells is able to land a DDT for the win. It was a good debut for our new bad guy, Matt "Sex" Sells.

Match 3: Nina Monet and Pump Yo Brakes vs. Pandora and Johnny Danger Winners: Nina Monet and Pump Yo Brakes

The Priority Males are becoming a new dominate stable in PCW. Members Nina Monet and Pump Yo Brakes come out to face the newly formed team of Pandora and Johnny Danger. Pandora enters with Danger, and the crowd goes crazy. Pandora is wearing a mask that is blue, pink and aqua. Her outfit has the same colors and coordinates well with Danger's gear. I also love the fact that Danger now sports facepaint which coordinates with that of Pandora. It is a good show of solidarity among partners. Pandora received quite a beating during this match from Pump Yo Brakes. He did a backbreaker to her, and right after that his sneaky manager, Quasi tied her up in the ropes. Nina is tagged in and ties her up in a figure four leglock, however, there is a ropebreak. PYB and Nina doubleteam Pandora for a while before PYB puts Pandora into a submission. This hold is broken by Nina tagging herself in. Pandora gains some momentum, however, the referee is momentarily distracted and PYB is able to interfere. Nina tries to choke Pandora on the ropes soon after. Pandora's greatest strength may also be her greatest weakness, and that is that she refuses to give up. She finally manages to make a tag. Danger cleans house. He tries to pin PYB and gets a two count. He assaults PYB with stomps and elbows. He goes up top and lands an elbow, but Nina breaks up the count. Pandora and Nina Monet get into a scuffle that spills outside the ring, and in an effort to keep the crowd safe the referee tries to break that up. While this is happening, Matt Sells did a run-in and hit Johnny Danger in the head. PYB manages to pin Danger because of this distraction and he and Monet pick up the victory.

Match 4: Platinum Royal
Participants: Assessino, Dynomite Soul Eric Walker, Matt "Sex" Sells, Fry Daddy, Quasi Mandisco, Matt Von Reaper, Chip Day, Sylar Cross, Morgan Davis III, Johnny Danger, Pump Yo Brakes, Mason, Jon Williams and Benjamin "Black Belt" Berg.

As usual in battle royals where all the participants are in the ring Chaos ensues. The number one contender would be decided by a match between the man who was last to be eliminated and the man who eliminated the most participants. I am not certain I have the correct order of elimination as I definitely lost track of Johnny Danger in there somewhere, however I believe I got the rest. In order of elimination:
1:Benjamin "Black Belt" Berg. , 2: Eric Walker, 3: Assessino, 4: Fry Daddy 5: Quasi 6: Danger (not certain of this) 7: Reaper 8: Jon Williams, 9: Mason, 10: Matt Sells 11: Chip Day 12: Sylar Cross, 13: Morgan Davis III, Last man standing PYB. He faces Mason as it is determined that he made the most eliminations during the match. Mason wins the number one contender spot by pinning PYB with a move that resembled a chokeslam. I am hoping to see Mason finally regain the title.

Match 5: Dynomite Soul Eric Walker and Geter vs. Sylar Cross and Chip Day. Winners: Sylar Cross and Chip Day

The match begins with all four men in the ring. Chip throws Eric out, and then he hits Geter in the face. Chip and Sylar double team Geter. Geter and Walker are both out of the ring. Personally I think they should have been counted out as the audience counted to 10, however, that wouldn't have been an exciting ending. Chip and Walker exchange blows in the corner. Chip gets Walker into an armbar. Sylar and Chip double team and wear down Walker. Sylar slams him and nearly scores a pin. Chip does one of his signature kicks, then puts Walker into a submission. Chip and Sylar did a really good job in the first half of the match keeping Geter out of it. Geter eventually is tagged in. He kicks Sylar in the corner, and when the ref tries to break it up he yells "I have until five" which hardcore wrestling fans know is a nod to Bryan Danielson (Daniel Bryan in WWE) during his Ring of Honor days. Geter delivers chops to Sylar's chest in one corner, then does so in the opposite diagonal corner as well. Cross is isolated the way he'd isolated Walker in the first half of the match. Geter is dominating, but Sylar gets up, delivers a kick to Geter's face, and manages to fell the mighty Geter. Sylar tags in Chip. Geter tags Walker and for a minute Chip is getting his butt kicked. It seems to be curtains for Chip Day as Geter and Walker are double teaming him. Chip reacts like a mad man but to no avail. The entire crowd starts chanting "Do or Die". Cross enters the ring and it becomes a four man brawl. Geter throws Sylar out and they fight outside the ring. Chip does a Suicide dive on Geter after kicking Walker. Sylar does a splash on the already down Walker and Chip and Sylar pick up the victory. This wins my vote for show stealing match of the night.

Main Event of the Evening: Supernatural vs. Shane Marx Winner by disqualification: Supernatural. (belt doesn't change hands on a DQ, therefore Marx retains).

Supernatural enters the ring carrying a stuffed animal Domo. The audience started chanting Domo at this. A kid on the other side of the ring from us had a very cute Supernatural sign. Supernatural tossed Domo over to Shane Mackey at the announcer table as he climbed into the ring. Marx is accompanied by Miss Rachel this week. She was missing from the last show, and I'd been wondering when she'd return. Marx mimicks his introduction proudly. Supernatural holds Marx's belts up to show that he plans to take them, and the crowd goes crazy. Supernatural starts out strong, and Marx leaves the ring in his usual cowardly way. He returns and Supernatural manages to regain momentum. He goes up top, does a splash and gets a near fall. He attempts a moonsault, but fails. Shane Marx kicks him down, picks him back up and slams him, then does an elbow to his neck. Our portion of the audience managed to get a pretty good chant of "Paper Champion" directed at Marx. Supernatural attempts a move, manages to get caught by Marx, slammed and Marx gets a two count. Two teenage girls got into it with Miss Rachel for a minute. I take this time to remind fans to yell as much as they want and come up with creative insults but to stay back in their seats and not get up in the wrestler's faces. Marx attempts a sleeper on Super but when that doesn't work he hits him with a spinebuster and gets a two count. Supernatural lands a DDT and gets the closest count i've ever seen that didn't end in a pin. The crowd is frustrated to no end by this as they are tired of the Marx reign and want to see the belt on a good crowd favorite. Marx counters Supernatural's hurricanrana attempts and goes for his finisher Natural Selection. Supernatural escapes and goes back up top. Rachel pulls the rope to knock him off, and the referee calls for the bell because of her interference. Even though Supernatural wins the match, we all know that the title doesn't change hands during a disqualification, therefore, Marx retains. Marx celebrates his retention by beating up Supernatural. Rachel joins in by hitting Supernatural with a chair. Mason comes out to the ring to aid Supernatural, and he has a message for Marx. "Congratulations, you kept your belt. I'm not going to hide behind a mask. I'm not going to use a chair. I've waited a long time for this, it's been a long time coming for me. I carried the PCW championship belt for 13 months." Mason vs. Marx has been set for the next PCW show in two weeks on January 19th. May Mason win.

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